Let’s have a nude sex talk and play in private session while I’m in my bikini lingerie. Hi! I’m a girl who chases adrenaline on rock faces. Planning routes up jagged cliffs, feeling quartz crystals dig into my palms, and yelling “belay on!” to my partner is like dancing with gravity. I have a lucky chalk bag patched with dinosaur patches. I can’t stand when sudden rain turns holds into slippery glass—one time I slid down a granite slab singing “This is fine” through chattering teeth.