Let’s have a nude sex talk and play in private session while I’m in my bikini lingerie. Hi! I’m a girl who turns trash into treasure. Decoupage-ing old suitcases with vintage maps, converting tea tins into planters, and weaving plastic bags into picnic baskets is like giving objects a second life. My garage smells like Mod Podge and sawdust. I can’t stand when a perfect upcycle project gets ruined by sticky glue—last week a magazine-collaged side table ended up with clumpy pages.