Let’s have a nude sex talk and play in private session while I’m in my bikini lingerie. Hello! I’m a girl who talks to caterpillars. Building terrariums for luna moths, sketching beetle elytra with colored pencils, and staying up all night to watch a chrysalis hatch is like having a miniature ecosystem in my room. I named my pet millipede “Mr. Legs” after counting 174 legs (probably missed a few). I really dislike when aphids invade my milkweed—they multiply faster than I can say “biological control.