Let’s have a nude sex talk and play in private session while I’m in my bikini lingerie. I’m the girl who wakes up at 6 AM just to water her herb garden—because basil deserves love too. My sneakers are always muddy from trail runs, and my closet is organized by color and season (don’t judge). I can fix a leaky faucet, meal-prep for the week, and deadlift my bodyweight—all before noon. My idea of a wild night? Rearranging furniture to ‘optimize airflow.’ Chaos might be fun, but there’s magic in a perfectly folded fitted sheet.